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I thought she had PMS, but she was just ovary acting.

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Another painfully busy week at work. Glad it's over. On to working around the farm for the weekend. :-)

Why did the capacitor kiss the diode? He just couldn't resistor.

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Another busy weekend.

It's September, and that meant the beer festival on Saturday. Fun as always, as much for the beer as the people watching. Then Sunday was all about yard work. Gutters cleaned out, lawn mowed, shop roof maintenance done, car washed. Sprinkler system repairs done. Now I'm back at work and a little stiff from all the ladder work.

What do you get from a pampered cow? spoiled milk

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One of the more exciting episodes during the summer was a brush fire that was only a few hundred yards away from our property. We had to evacuate once, and thought it might happen a second time the next day when the fire flared back up.

The helicopters being used to fight the fire were flying right over our property. The cats were out there with us just watching it.


I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't

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I woke up at five am with an idea on how to work around a problem on a project that has plagued me for a long time.

There is no chance of me getting back to sleep now, so I thought I would send this out now instead.

What is considered proof? One-half percent of alcohol.

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Howdy folks!

It's a warm one here this weekend. The temp this afternoon in my back yard in the shade is 33C (91F). That's pretty hot for around here. Supposed to stay this way for at least a week.