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Prostitution is a hole sale business

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I think I have to declare that a successful weekend. Two bike rides in the sun. Some of my favorite beer on tap, and a concert by a band I like. Solid. But no winning lottery ticket (maybe it would help to buy one), so it is still back to work tomorrow.

Nothing is illegal until you get caught.

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Is that a turtle in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?

http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/canadian-man-caught-with-51-live-turtles-in-his-pants-at-u-s-border-1.2024828

Beware my friend, you're skating on hot water

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Another lovely weekend here. Sunny and really warm. Spent Saturday with the window guy helping him replace the window in my office with a new one that opens. Started out with trimming out a bunch of bushes outside the window so he could get his scaffolding in there. Then spent the day helping out, fetching tools, etc. Took a lot longer than I expected, but it looks great. I finished up clearing away all the pruned bush waste this morning, then touched up the paint on the trim on the outside, and have filled in the nail holes, sanded, and repainted the inside window sill today (along with another window sill in the same room that needed some new paint).

Then later today I took a load of garbage and recycling to the dump, and a load of bottles to the return depot. Whoo! Good times.

Grasshopper: A man who can't afford to screw in a motel

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Suddenly, I'm starting to see yellow leaves falling. Nooooooo!

Keep your ear to the grindstone

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Another nice sunny day here, so I got out on my bike after work. Had a nice ride other than having some prick make a left turn in front of me while I was going 50 km/h (30 mph). Some panic braking, and some angry screaming soon followed. Glad it wasn't wet or my brakes would not have worked so well.

I think the problem was that I was wearing a red shirt. Everybody knows red shirts are expendable...