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There was a hiring freeze at the ice-skating rink.

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Long day. Weather was really nice though. Looks like rain will be back for the weekend though. Excellent!

Thesaurus: ancient reptile with an excellent vocabulary.

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Tried to mow the lawn today, but the lawnmower was having none of it. I put the battery on a charger in the morning, but it wasn't charging. So I put a tester on it. Dead. Drove into town in the afternoon to get a new battery, then went to install it. But when I tried, one of the terminals was really corroded and broke off. And despite having a big box of terminal parts, none fit.

So I decided the correct response was "beer".

It's not like the grass is going anywhere.

If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

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It sure felt like a long week this week. So I basically took today off and didn't do much other than catch up on videos on Youtube and a little construction in the workshop on stuff that is needed for tomorrow.

I will not sleep until I find a cure for my insomnia.

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Long day in a meeting room with the dumbest furniture I've seen. It was a presentation room filled with chairs that have a built in folding desk surface. But that isn't the dumb part. The surface of the desk is tilted significantly, and the surface is coated with really low friction melamine. So if you put any thing on it that isn't rubber coated, it slides right off. Notebook, coffee, phone. Whoosh. Right off. Brilliant!

Karaoke is Japanese for tone deaf"."

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So we got a couple lambs on the weekend. They are small (under 20 pounds), and are currently locked in with some of the chickens in a big coop area. The horses are absolutely terrified and won't come down off the hillside to eat. Big pussies.