Thesaurus: ancient reptile with an excellent vocabulary.

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Tried to mow the lawn today, but the lawnmower was having none of it. I put the battery on a charger in the morning, but it wasn't charging. So I put a tester on it. Dead. Drove into town in the afternoon to get a new battery, then went to install it. But when I tried, one of the terminals was really corroded and broke off. And despite having a big box of terminal parts, none fit.

So I decided the correct response was "beer".

It's not like the grass is going anywhere.