Joke stolen from: Daily Clean Jokes

*Cat Quotes*

"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."

*-- Joseph Wood Krutch*

"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life."

*-- Faith Resnick*

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior."

*-- Hippolyte Taine*

"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats."

*-- Anonymous*

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats."

*-- Albert Schweitzer *

The cat has too much spirit to have no heart."

*-- Ernest Menaul *

"No heaven will not ever Heaven be Unless my cats are there to welcome me."

*-- Anonymous *

"Time spent with cats is never wasted."

*-- Colette*

*Received from ArcaMax Jokes*