Joke stolen from: Daily Clean Jokes

"Grandpa, do you mind if I play my new harmonica in here?" asked little Phil.

"Of course not, Phil. I love music. In fact, when your grandma and I were young, music saved my life."

"What happened?" asked Phil.

"Well, it was during the famous Johnstown flood. The dam broke and when the water hit our house it knocked it right off the foundation. Grandma got on the dining room table and floated out safely."

"How about you?"

"Me? Well, I accompanied her on the piano!"