Joke stolen from: Daily Clean Jokes

*Funny Signs *

Here are some funny real signs seen in mainly non-English speaking countries. The language barrier, no doubt, is responsible for much of the hilarity:

On a dry cleaner's in Bangkok: "Drop your trousers here for the best results!"

On a poster in Kencom: "Are you an adult that cannot read? If so, we can help."

In a hotel lobby in Bucharest: "This lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable."

On the door of a Moscow hotel room: "If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it."

In a London bathroom. "Toilet out of order. Please use floor below."

Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan: "Stop. Drive sideways."

In a Norwegian cocktail lounge: "Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar."

In a hotel in Athens: "Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 am daily."

In a Hong Kong supermarket: "For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service."

In a hotel brochure, Italy: "This hotel is renowned for its peace and solitude. In fact, crowds from all over the world flock here to enjoy its solitude."

From the Soviet Weekly: "There will be a Moscow exhibition of arts by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years."

In a Zurich hotel: "Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose."

In a Rome Laundromat: "Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time."

In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: "You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday."

Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: "Ladies may have a fit upstairs."

In an East African newspaper: "A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers."

*Received from HaHaFunnies*