Joke stolen from: Daily Clean Jokes

On the 50th anniversary of "Bonnie and Clyde," the academy asked Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway to present Best Picture. So Warren and Faye come out with the envelope. In retrospect, what we know is Warren was confused, so he handed it to Faye and let her read it. In other words, Clyde threw Bonnie under the bus. *-- Jimmy Kimmel*