Joke stolen from: Daily Clean Jokes

I love the outdoors, and because of my passion for hunting and fishing, my family eats a considerable amount of wild game. We eat so much wild game, in fact, that one evening as I set a platter of broiled venison steaks on the dinner table, my ten-year-old daughter looked up and said:

"Boy, it sure would be nice if pizzas lived in the woods."

*Received from Da Mouse Tracks*