Joke stolen from: Daily Clean Jokes

*ST. PATRICK'S DAY GROANERS*

Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

A: Regular rocks are too heavy.

Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?

A: Because they're always a little short.

Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?

A: He's Dublin over with laughter!

Q: What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick's Day?

A: St. O'Claus!

Q: Are people jealous of the Irish?

A: Sure, they're green with envy!

Q: What would you get if you crossed Quasimodo with an Irish football player?

A: The Halfback of Notre Dame!

Q: Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with?

A: Because they're very short-tempered!

"I married an Irishman on St. Patrick's Day."

"Oh, really?"

"No, O'Reilly!"