Joke stolen from: Daily Clean Jokes

Yesterday, Speaker of the House Paul Ryan went on "Face the Dickerson" to get ahead of the CBO report: "The one thing I am certain will happen is CBO will say, "Well, gosh, not as many people will get coverage.'" Well, gosh, not as many people will get coverage, and gee willikers, I need chemo, and cheese and crackers, I can't afford to go to the doctor, and holy Toledo, I should've identified my next of kin, because fiddlesticks, I'm dead!" Doesn't sound so bad when it's folksy. Gosh. Golly! *-- Stephen Colbert*