Joke stolen from: Daily Clean Jokes

Last October my wife bought a magnolia tree from the local nursery, but after only a few months the leaves shriveled. It appeared to be on its last legs. My wife took some leaf samples and marched into the nursery to demand an explanation.

"I know exactly what's wrong with your magnolia," said the manager.

"Good," said my wife. "What's it suffering from?"

"Winter," he replied.