Joke stolen from: Daily Clean Jokes

My mother-in-law did not like venison, a dislike she made extremely clear to me. One day she dropped in, so I served her what we had in the house, which was little individual meat loaves wrapped around hard boiled eggs and covered with cheese sauce. She absolutely adored them and insisted that I give her the recipe.

After telling her twice that she really didn't want it, I finally gave in.

Just after she put her third helping on her plate, I began the recipe. "Take three pound of ground deer meat."

She put her third helping back on the serving platter.