Joke stolen from: Daily Clean Jokes

Last week, President Trump released his first budget. They're calling it a hard-power budget because it features a $54 billion increase in military spending, and to pay for the new spending, Trump is cutting everything else, like the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, which funds PBS. Look, Trump's a real-estate developer. It was only a matter of time until he put up condos on Sesame Street. *-- Stephen Colbert*