Joke stolen from: Daily Clean Jokes

We have a deeply divided nation. But today it seems like everyone has come together to join the protest against the new protest ad from Pepsi. It starts with a throng of beautiful, multiethnic people protesting in the streets of, I'm going to guess Newport, Rhode Island. So far, we don't know what has caused all of America's hot extras to take to the streets, but I'm guessing it's a protest for Attractive Lives Matter. *-- Stephen Colbert*