Joke stolen from: Daily Clean Jokes

My wife always prided herself on her figure, but after giving birth to our second child, she began to worry about her weight.

One day she confessed she was concerned I would want someone thinner. Doing my husbandly duty, I began to comfort her. "Honey," I said, "I love you for who you are. To be honest, I didn't even notice you'd gain weight."

She smiled, and I should have quit right there, because what I said next was, "In fact, you are the sexist woman I ever laid lies on!"

*Received from Da Mouse Tracks *