Joke stolen from: Daily Clean Jokes

**-- Signs Your Car Might Be a Lemon --**

1. Motor Trend never mentioned a "Chevrolet Caca."

2. "Jaws of Life" in trunk.

3. Disqualified from Soapbox Derby for lack of structural integrity.

4. Turn on the wipers and two guys climb out of the trunk with squeegees.

5. You realize too late that it *is* your father's Oldsmobile.

6. Changing the pre-set radio stations voids the warranty.

7. Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan.

8. Car has spent more time on "60 Minutes" than on the road.

9. The hood ornament? An ostrich with its head in the sand.

10. Oil spills on your driveway prompt a visit from Greenpeace.

*(From Aha! Jokes) *

*Received from The Mouthpiece*