Joke stolen from: Daily Clean Jokes

A friend asked me to replace the rotted post that her mailbox sat On, but to save the beloved old box.

I managed to extract all but one of the rusty nails in the bottom of The mailbox. To free the last nail, I wrapped my arms around the Box in a bear hug and started yanking up. Just then a truck came By, and the driver stuck his head out the window . . .

"I tried that," he said, "but the bills just keep on coming."

*Received from Da Mouse Tracks*