Joke stolen from: Daily Clean Jokes

*More "Worst Analogies Found in High School Papers"*

- Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two other sides gently compressed by a thigh master.

- His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.

- She grew on him like E. coli and he was room temperature beef.

- He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.

- She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.

- The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.

- She had a deep throaty genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before he throws up.

- He was so deeply in love when she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.

*Received from Laugh & Lift*