Able2Laugh

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Q: How did the chewing gum cross the road? A: It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried anything, I'd be like, Hey, you get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie'. -- Eric Cartman, South Park

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Q: What do you say to a man with a three-inch dick? A: Hahahahahahahaha!

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A Cherokee Indian was a special guest at an elementary school. He talked to the children about his tribe and its traditions, then shared with them this fun fact: "There are no swear words in the Cherokee language." One boy raised his hand, "But what if you're hammering a nail and accidentally smash your thumb?" "That," the man answered, "is when we use your language."

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First need in the reform of hospital management? That's easy! The death of all dietitians, and the resurrection of a French chef. - Martin H. Fischer, M.D., 1879 - 1962