Able2Laugh

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Why the Easter Bunny Brings Eggs 10. Big tax write-off. 9. Who ever heard of Easter Bricks? 8. Consider all of the varieties: scrambled, over easy, hard boiled. 7. He gets a good deal from the local chickens. 6. Secret plan to eliminate human race by cholesterol overdose. 5. Pressure from the Egg Marketing Board. 4. Because if it brought bottle rockets it would be the Independence Bunny. 3. Would you want to hunt for waffles? 2. He thinks guys should get chicks at least once a year. 1. Because the Energizer rabbit got the good job.

Joke stolen from: Able2Laugh

A young man was visiting his brother and sister-in-law for Sunday dinner. As he arrived at their house he found his young nephew, Mikey, helping them bake some cupcakes. After they were done, his sister-in-law allowed Mikey to put the icing on. When the boy had finished, he brought them to the table. "The cupcakes look delicious, Mike." his uncle said. He took a bite and said, "Mikey, these are so good." As he finished one cupcake and took another, he again complimented his little nephew. "The cupcakes look beautiful, Mikey," his uncle said. "How did you get the icing so neat?" His nephew replied, "It was easy. I just licked them." The uncle turned pale. He pointed to the plate of cupcakes. "You licked all of these?" Mikey replied, "Well, no. After a while my tongue got tired, and I got the dog to help."

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So they got a swing set there on the White House lawn and I got to thinking, "Wow! There really hasn't been any swinging at the White House since that heavyset intern." (David Letterman)

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"I have outlived my pecker". -- Willie Nelson

Joke stolen from: Able2Laugh

A patient was suffering from a disease and he was badly in trouble so he went to the doctor and asked: "what are the chances of my recovering doctor?" The Doctor replied, "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died."