Able2Laugh

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I'll tell you how bad the economy is. Listen, I was in Beverly Hills, and I saw a guy driving an American car. (Jay Leno)

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A bloke asked the librarian why Tales of Robin Hood had been withdrawn from the collection. The librarian replied, "Too much Saxon violence."

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Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal says he may turn down $100 Million in stimulus funds from the Federal Government. Congress is threatening to investigate him. A politician turning down money could set a bad precedent for everyone else. (Jim Barach)

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Barack Obama announced he's bringing home troops from Iraq. That's right. Unfortunately, he couldn't get them direct flights home. They have a two-year layover in Afghanistan. (Jimmy Fallon)

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Well, if Jerry Springer isn't educational TV, why does it make me feel so much smarter?