Able2Laugh

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I once had a girlfriend that was so skinny, every time her nipples got hard she would tip over.

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"In Salt Lake City, Utah, two female junior high school teachers were arrested after they had sex with the same 13-year-old student. I don't know what the big deal is - in Utah, that's home-schooling." --Jimmy Fallon

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A Providence, R.I., strip club held a job fair over the weekend. Some of the questions on the application are a bit misleading. "Had experience working on laptops?" (Alan Ray)

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They say, "Love thy neighbor as thy self." What am I supposed to do? Jerk him off too?

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A lack of vitamin D is being tied to teen health problems. One way the vitamin is ingested is through sunshine. If there was only some way to radiate the vitamin through video game screens. (Jim Barach)