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Some 'jokes' from an overseas colleague - seems Xbox isn't as popular as MS would like :)

Q.What is the difference between an XBox and a barbecue? A.A barbeque burns for longer.

Q.Why do so many people take an instant dislike to the XBox? A.It saves time.

Q.What's the difference between an XBox controller and a canoe? A.A canoe fits nicely in the hand.

Q.What's the difference between an XBox controller and a dinner plate? A.Dinner plates are smaller.

Q.What's the difference between a garbage truck and an XBox? A.A garbage truck gets loaded at the back.

Q.What's the difference between 'Appetite For Destruction' and an XBox A.'Appetite For Destruction' contains the word 'petite'.

Q.What's the difference between a chainsaw and an XBox? A.If you absolutely had to, you could entertain guests with a chainsaw

Q.What's the difference between an XBox and an onion? A.Nobody cries when you cut up an XBox.