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A young man was brought into a Toronto hospital with an arrow in his brain. The police explained that the victim was with a friend at an archery range, and lost an expensive arrow by overshooting the target. The bowman searched the thicket behind the target, but couldn't find his arrow.

So he called out to his friend, "Hey shoot another one," thinking it would help him locate the original.

The friend complied, and the arrow flew true, striking the victim between the eyeballs and piercing his brain case. He is in intensive care and hemiplegic, with survival uncertain.

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Johnny's dad was away on a business trip. So he wanted to sleep with his mother. The first night she refused. The second night she did it again. On the third night she decided to let him lie with her and handle it from there.

So Johnny put on his pajamas and jumped into bed on his father's side.

With both his hands behind his head, he said to his mother: "With Christmas approaching, don't you think it would be a good idea if we buy Johnny a bicycle?"

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Q. Why do divorced women get married again? A. Lack of memory.

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Q. Why do women get married? A. Lack of experience.

Joke stolen from: Best of Humor

Q. Whats the diffrence in an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth perception