Bisonettes Chip Pile

Joke stolen from: Bisonettes Chip Pile

Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love,Teddy

Dear Teddy, What, and ruin that hot affair your dad's still having with the babysitter?

He's banging her like a screen door in a hurricane! Let me get you some nice Legos instead. Santa