Joke stolen from: Bizarre News

*-- Probably a Smart Call on the Relationship --*

A woman flew into a rage after her boyfriend told her that he was not ready to commit to a serious relationship with her, according to police in Michigan. Roseville police said that they have arrested 29-year-old Batina Christine Jackson, after being accused of stabbing her 39-year-old boyfriend 9 times. According to the criminal complaint, Jackson recently met her boyfriend on the Internet, and they went out on two dates. After the second date, Jackson asked her boyfriend, who was not identified, whether he was ready to commit to a serious relationship. When he said it was too early to decide, Jackson pulled a knife and stabbed him in the back and neck 9 times. The man was rushed to the hospital where he is expected to survive.