Joke stolen from: Bizarre News

A California man whose two vehicles were both crushed by trees in different cities on the same day says he feels like "the luckiest guy." Georgiy Karpekin said he was at Sacramento City College when strong winds swept over the area leading to an unfortunate discovery in the parking lot. "I walked up to my truck and I saw it was 'taco'd' around a tree," he said. Karpekin got a ride to his West Sacramento home where he made another shocking discovery -- another tree had fallen on two vehicles parked in front of his house, including his own car. Karpekin said. "I feel like I'm the luckiest guy. Why? I came out alive. Everything is fine. My insurance is covering it. There's no other way to look at it, right?"