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A self-righteous woman slammed into a chicken truck twice because she does not like the fact that people are eating living things.

26-year-old Judith Moriah Armstrong of Georgia, was arrested after she crashed into the truck that was carrying live chickens before fleeing the scene.

The unidentified truck driver was traveling west on Highway 72, when a four-door red car hit his truck twice.

The truck driver called the police when the car fled. Madison County deputies found the vehicle's license plate in the debris the was left after the crash. That is how they were able to trace the owner of the car, who matched the description given to them by the truck driver.

During the interrogation, Armstrong admitted to being involved in an accident and said that she fled for fear of losing her license.

She also told the officers that she hit the truck because she is a vegan.

Police said that Armstrong appeared to be drunk. She denied having alcohol before the crash. She claimed that she "took a couple of shots" when she got home.

She was tested for alcohol and blew a .089, which is above the legal limit.

Armstrong now faces charges of hit-and-run, aggressive driving, driving under the influence, and obstruction.