Joke stolen from: Bizarre News

A Georgia teenager decided to take a rest after a leisurely afternoon walk by draping his legs over some railroad tracks, putting on his headphones and closing his eyes. The results were just as bad as you expect. He was struck by a train and lost both of his legs. Officer Andy Blimline who was the first on the scene, said that he found 17-year-old Jacob Ohl conscious despite his severe injuries. Blimline said that he soon realized that the teen's legs are no longer attached to his body. Ohl was rushed to a hospital, but doctors were unable to reattach his legs. The teenager told police that he did not intend to hurt himself when he sat down on the tracks. Ohl is a senior in high school and plays for the school orchestra jazz band. His instrument: stand-up bass.