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A Walmart manager called police after finding a large shark in one of the store's shopping carts, according to police in Florida. A St. Johns County Sheriff's Office deputy said that he contacted them, after seeing the dead shark in the parking of the Walmart store. While the manager was inspecting the store's parking lot she came across the shopping cart and saw the dead shark inside. The manager did not want to throw the dead shark in the garbage so she called police. Police questioned a man who had parked an RV in the store's parking lot near where the dead shark was found. He told police that when he woke up in the morning, he noticed the dead shark on the hood of his vehicle. He did not know who placed it there. Before leaving to work, the man placed the shark on the ground.