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Police officers were surprised to see a handgun fall out of a suspect's backside while being searched in jail, according to police in Alabama. Limestone County police said that they have arrested 23-year-old Jesse O'Neal Roberts, after being accused of being drunk in public. According to the police investigation, Roberts trespassed in a property on Esten Lane. The homeowner found Roberts in his garage, and held the suspect at gunpoint until police arrived. When Roberts arrived in jail, officers noticed that he was walking funny. While searching Roberts, he stumbled and the gun fell out of his backside. The gun was reported stolen from Florence. Police said that they do not know if the owner will want the gun back as it was in Roberts' backside.