Joke stolen from: Bizarre News

*-- The Wrong Time and Place to Buy Lingerie --*

A woman shot her love rival who was shopping for sexy lingerie at Victoria's Secret, according to police in Ohio. Columbus police said that they have arrested 22-year-old Anikqua A.E. Williams, after being accused of shooting 23-year-old Daneshia Elmore. According to the police investigation, Williams and Elmore were fighting over a man for more than a year. When Williams saw that Elmore was buying sexy lingerie at a Victoria's Secret Pink store, apparently to entice her boyfriend, she pulled out a gun. Williams then shot Elmore in the chest. Elmore was rushed to the OhioHealth Grant Medical Center, where she is said to be in stable condition.