Joke stolen from: Bizarre News

A Pennsylvania man wearing a T-shirt that says "Drunk Lives Matter" was charged with DUI by Newville police. 44-year-old Elwood R Gutshall, wearing a green St. Patrick's Day T-shirt, was charged March 19 with DUI after police said he committed several traffic violations. His blood alcohol level was found to be 0.217 percent. He was charged with the highest level of DUI, driving under suspension and traffic violations.