Joke stolen from: Bizarre News

*-- Ariel? --*

Police in California, released photos of a woman, who was found wandering on the streets naked. Fresno Police asked the public for help in identifying a woman who was naked with just a sports bra on when she was found wandering a street in the early morning hours. The woman did not give police much information. She told police that her name was Joanna, and that she is a mermaid. She told police that her hair was wet because she had been in a lake. The woman was taken to a hospital for observation. Police identified the woman as 5 feet and 4 inches tall, weighing about 150 pounds, brown eyes and brown hair, and she has webbed toes on both feet. The woman, whose identity was not released, came to Fresno last week. She was visiting the area as she was contemplating moving there.