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A man accepted his friend's challenge to see who could recover the most golf balls from the bottom of Lake Panic at a South African wildlife preserve that also houses crocodiles, said the Johannesburg coroner's office.

NY Post 04-Dec-2014

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Apple Computer says they deleted rival-purchased songs from your iTunes libraries on purpose without telling you because you would have been confused if you knew they did it.

Wall St Journal 03-Dec-2014

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China closes its door to Chinese people

A Chinese clothing store in Beijing has banned Chinese customers over questionable ethics, unacceptable behavior and criminal activity. Some Chinese locals have a problem with this.

BBC 26-Nov-2014

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Only 19 High School students in Patterson, NJ. tested college-ready on their SATs (no missing zeroes) so the city decided to take some serious and immediate action to solve this problem forever. They will stop giving SAT tests. Ta-da! 01-Dec-2014

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Some people worry about hidden mold and lead when buying a home while some worry about hidden deadly booby traps

The government put a house up for auction, along with 100-acres of land, with a starting price of $250K cash, that is believed to have deadly hidden booby traps on the property and therefore is off-limits to the public and can't be viewed. The government of Concord, NH, is genuinely SURPRISED that there were no bidders and is attributing the lack of interest to an incompetent US Marshall.

The Washington Times 29-Nov-2014