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"I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else." - Lily Tomlin

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"In a 'USA Today' interview, Vanna White said since her son has been born, she wants to work less. Vanna, you turn *tiles* for a living. If you worked any less, you'd be the triangle player in the 'K.C. and the Sunshine Band.'" - Dennis Miller

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Stupidity is a lot like nuclear power; it can be used for good or evil, but either way you wouldn't want to get any on you.

Joke stolen from: Captain Wahoo's Treasure Chest

Six-year-old Little Johnny walked into a saloon and said to the barmaid, "Give me a Scotch on the rocks."

"You're just a kid," said the barmaid. "Do you want to get me in trouble?"

"Maybe in a couple of years," replied Little Johnny. "But in the meantime, I'd still like that Scotch."

Joke stolen from: Captain Wahoo's Treasure Chest

"Most of those condoms being given out at the Olympics turned out to be for all the athletes who are going to get screwed by the judges." -- Jay Leno