Joke stolen from: Chucklebuns

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My boyfriend works for a driving school. One of the great perks is you get to take the car out on the weekends. I'm telling you, that's one great party car. You can be doing lines of coke, smoking joints, be drunk out of your head, swerving all over the road. No one ever says anything. Even the cops say, "Get a load of the student driver." --Joan Keiter