Joke stolen from: Clean laffs

Did you know that hanging lights on a Christmas tree is one of the three most stressful situations in an on-going relationship? (The other two danger zones are teaching your mate to drive and wallpapering. Don't EVEN think of going there!) So I now present for you....

Things NOT To Say When Hanging Christmas Lights

supposed to go yellow, green, red, blue, not yellow, red, red, green, blue..."

every year? Tie them in knots?"

that sucker."

Don't just throw them on, like you do the icicles. You're worse than your father."

pluggee thing should be down here at the bottom, not up at the top."

it shouldn't look like a spiral this year?"

huh? Hey....wait a minute, where's the cat?"