Joke stolen from: Clean laffs

If you can't splurge on yourself on Christmas, who can you splurge on? Take this weekend for example.

Saturday afternoon, right after promotion testing at the school I had a couple spare hours and I thought I'd do a little shopping for the wife.

But what did I end up getting? A new fuel pump for my truck. Oh, I know it was extravagant, but it was either that or leave the truck stranded on 159th street where it broke down.


I'm starting to think I've been really naughty all year.