- Created on Sunday, 26 March 2017 00:00
Every ten years, the monks in the monastery are allowed to break their vow of silence with two words. Ten years go by and it's one monk's first chance to speak. He thinks for a while before saying, "Food bad."
Ten years later, he says, "Bed hard."
A decade later and it's the big day again. He gives the head monk a long stare and finally says, "I quit."
"I'm not surprised," the head monk says. "You've been complaining ever since you got here."