Clean laffs

Joke stolen from: Clean laffs

"Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?" I asked my friend.

"He wants to be a garbage man," he replied.

"That's an unusual ambition to have at such a young age."

"Not really. He thinks that garbage men work only on Tuesdays."

Joke stolen from: Clean laffs

"Tomorrow, there's a protest across the country known as 'A Day Without Women.' In fairness, I celebrated 'A Day Without Women' all through my 20s." -Conan O'Brien

Joke stolen from: Clean laffs

"Hasbro announced they are making a new version of Monopoly to appeal to a younger generation. That means it won't come with any cash, so you'll have to borrow some from your parents' Monopoly set." -Jimmy Fallon

Joke stolen from: Clean laffs

"Tomorrow, there's a protest across the country known as 'A Day Without Women.' In fairness, I celebrated 'A Day Without Women' all through my 20s." -Conan O'Brien

Joke stolen from: Clean laffs

"Hasbro announced they are making a new version of Monopoly to appeal to a younger generation. That means it won't come with any cash, so you'll have to borrow some from your parents' Monopoly set." -Jimmy Fallon