Joke stolen from: Comedy Ezine - Zany Tidbits

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Outrageous Lawsuits {from:}

An inmate file a $5 million lawsuit against himself (he claimed that he violated his own civil rights by getting arrested) - then asked the state to pay because he has no income in jail. He said, "I want to pay myself 5 million dollars, but ask the state to pay it on my behalf because since I can't work and an a ward of the state." The judge was not impressed by his ingenuity, and dismissed the suit as frivolous. (Source: CALA -