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Man Attempts To Smuggle Diamonds In His Intestines {From Shagmail.com Archives}

LISBON, Portugal - A 38-year-old man has been arrested at Luanda Airport for smuggling over 1,300 uncut diamonds in his intestines. After he arrived by plane from Cafunfu, the man was taken to the hospital where doctors removed the jewels. the diamonds had been wrapped in a plastic bag and then hidden in his intestines. Though the value of the diamonds has yet to be determined, the smuggler is being held without bail and faces a possible 8 to 12 years in prison for smuggling and illegal possession.