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An episode of "The Drew Carey Show" has caused a controversy at ABC, with the plot centering on two characters trying to get jobs as airport security. ABC has threatened to halt production of the episode, saying that it was concerned the show didn't present any "competent" airport security workers...

... In other words it was too close to reality for a sitcom...

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In 1999, Stanley Kubrick, the reclusive director of such films as "2001: A Space Odyssey,' died. The police said they did not know the cause of death, but that there were no suspicious circumstances...

... His home computer, Hal, was not available for comment...

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Despite making what most observers agreed were "obvious technical errors," such as surrendering, the Taliban were awarded victory in the Afghanistan war last night after the French judge said they won on presentation.

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In Australia, a McDonald's restaurant accidentally received a fax containing the confidential details of Queen Elizabeth's visit to Australia...

... Ironically it's a lot like the McDonalds employee training manual: Always smile, be polite, ignore complaints, and never lose your head gear...

... "Just stick in the file with that 1997 fax we got that said 'Stage a car crash in France - make it look like an accident'"...

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According to Neilsen/Net Ratings, at the end of last year almost half a billion people had access to the internet in their homes...

... Nice to have a rough estimate of how many people in the world are addicted to free porn...