Joke stolen from: Donielle

Last evening, I'm standing in a convenience store, waiting in line to pay for my gas. There's this nice looking man standing next to me with his shirt tucked in and a belt with some jeans. Now I live in a small town where everyone knows everyone, but I had never seen this man before, so I guess I was staring at him. Now if I had to guess, I would have said that this guy could be gay, by the way he is dressed and presenting himself. He looks over at me at that moment and says, "Do you know where any gay bars are at around here?" The cashier says, "He's not gay." The young man says, "Yeh, I'm not gay, I'm looking for my cousin, he's gay. I'm not from around here." I looked at him a moment, smiled and blurted, "Are you sure you're not gay?"

It was one of those, "Yeh, I have this 'friend' who has a problem."