Joke stolen from: Dosti Yaari

A Texan cowboy was riding down a country road in Texas. A sign in front of a seafood restaurant read: HAPPY HOUR SPECIAL - Lobster Tail and Beer He got down, parked his horse in the car parking lot, started walking towards hotel wiping his lips with tongue, cleaning his hands on his ass, and said, "Lord, thank you, you gave me my three favorite things today."