Joke stolen from: Dosti Yaari

A friend and his five-year-old son were heading home after a soccer game. Assuming the boy's subdued mood was due to his team's loss, my friend tried to reassure him that he had done a good job, even though he had played in only part of the game. "But, Dad," the boy said, "the coach told me to sit out for a quarter. And he hasn't paid me yet."