Dosti Yaari

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The family meeting The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting. Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office. Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone. Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile. Maid: So what is the problem? We all use our work telephones.

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"Top Ten Signs a Police Officer Is Too Fat" 10. Traded his police cruiser for a Good Humor truck 9. On drug busts, he is the battering ram 8. Uses powdered sugar to dust for prints 7. Once tasered a guy at McDonald's for skimping on the special sauce 6. He gets winded during roll call 5. Known as "New York's Tubbiest" 4. Decided to join writers' strike just for the free donuts 3. His "nightstick" is a pepperoni 2. Calls for backup to help him get out of his squad car 1. Looks in the mirror and says, "OK, break it up"

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7-year-old Mellanie - 'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on television when he is asleep, so beer is nice.'

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A handful of 7-year-old children were asked what they thought of beer. 7-year-old Tim- 'I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mom gets.'

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7-year-old Grady - 'My Mom and Dad both like beer. My Mom gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn't think this is very funny.'