Dosti Yaari

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A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits. The store owner listened to the following conversation.

The boy asked, "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?"

The woman replied, "I already have someone to cut my lawn."

"Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now."

The woman responded that she was very satisfied with the person who was presently cutting her lawn.

The little boy found more perseverance and offered, "Lady, I'll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of North Palm Beach, Florida."

Again the woman answered in the negative. With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver.

The druggist, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy and said," Son... I like your attitude, I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job."

The little boy replied, "No thanks:) I was just checking on the job I already have!"

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At the end of my factory shift, I was asked to purchase some supplies. The conveyor belts needed talcum powder to prevent them from sticking, and we had run out of aspirin for workers with noise-induced tension headaches.

I drove to the nearest store and loaded a shopping cart with four cases of baby powder and several boxes of aspirin.

As the man behind me in the checkout line peered at my purchases, he laughed and exclaimed, "Must be one heck of a kid!"

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Jill and Little Johnny were riding down the road and Little Johnny swerved slightly to go past a pretty blonde jogging.

Jill said, "Did you see her?"

"Well, yeah." said Little Johnny.

"That really gets me. I've never understood that about women. She was wearing a necklace, two bracelets, hoop earrings, her nails were freshly polished with Salerno Mavala nail polish, she'd recently spritzed Chanel behind her ears, and she was wearing Yves Saint Laurent lip gloss!" Jill said.

"You noticed all that?" asked Little Johnny.

"Yes I did. You didn't?" replied Jill.

Little Johnny said, "Not exactly. All I noticed was that she had legs all the way up to her very well rounded cute little butt, a spectacular set of tits and no wedding ring."

Then Little Johnny had to swerve again to avoid being slapped by an even more upset Jill.

Joke stolen from: Dosti Yaari

The strange Laws:

First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five.

Paradox of the Corporation: The less important you are to the corporation, the more your tardiness or absence is noticed.

The Salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.

Law of Insurance: Your Insurance covers you for everything except for just what hits you.

First Law of Living: As soon as you start doing what you always wanted to be doing, you'll want to be doing something else.

Law of Libraries: There are no answers, only cross-references.

Strange Rule of Staleness: Any food that starts out hard will soften when stale. Any food that starts out soft will harden when stale.

The Grocery Bag Law: The candy bar you planned to eat on your way home from shopping the market is hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.

The Law of Employment: When leaving work late, you will go unnoticed. When you leave work early, you will meet the boss in the parking lot.

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Daniel, age 3, and Jacob, age 2, were watching one of their favorite DVDs in their Uncle Mike's room. Fearing the unaccustomed quietness Daniel's mother, Elizabeth, peeked into the room to find both boys bent over looking excitedly into the printer of Mike's computer. With his hand on the paper feed button, Daniel said, "Look, Momma! We're making paper." She had to laugh at those two boys standing so proudly in a pile of clean white paper that they were sure they had made on their own with no help from anyone else.