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7-year-old Jack - 'My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense.'

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Richard Cooper's hair kept falling out and he complained to his barber. "That stuff you gave me," he cried, "is terrible! You said two bottles of it would make me hair grow, but nothing's happened." "I do not understand it," said the barber. "That is the best hair restorer made." "Well," said Richard Cooper, "I do not mind drinking another bottle, but it better work!"

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A fellow was asked if there were any good doctors is his home town. "Good doctors!" he exclaimed. "We have the best doctors in the world. Dr. James Jones is one good doctor; he's great; he saved my life." "You don't say! How was that?" "I was very sick and called Dr. Smith. He gave me some medicine and I got very, very ill. I then called Dr. Peters. He gave me more medicine. I got worse - I thought I was going to die." "Then I called Dr. Jones. He had no time to come. He saved my life."

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A collector of rare books ran into an acquaintance who told him he had just thrown away an old Bible he found in a dusty, old box. He happened to mention that Guten-somebody-or-another had printed it. "Not Gutenberg?" gasped the collector. "Yes, that was it!" "You idiot! You've thrown away one of the first books ever printed. A copy recently sold at an auction for half a million dollars!" "Oh, I don't think this book would have been worth anything close to that much," replied the man. "It was scribbled all over in the margins by some clown named Martin Luther."

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A young lady is on a cliff edge about to jump to her death when she is approached by a young man who asks if she's going to kill herself. To her reply of yes he asks if she can give him a blow job before she does it. "Sure, life sucks, I may as well." When she's done he tells her it was great and asks why she's going to kill herself. She replies, "My parents disowned me for dressing like a woman"